Yes, and also no. It is a real product, which will hopefully be delivered and used as a joke

Yes, as long as they can take a joke. The package is soft, non-threatening, and legally harmless.

Nope. This is a one-way transaction. Once the sand is sent, there’s no going back.

Yes, just put the recipient’s name and address in the shipping address and leave yours out of the gift note. We won’t ruin your cover.

Not yet, but we’re working on it. For now, the bag speaks for itself.